Roll me Toward the Bedroom

I didn't think I cooked much for Christmas dinner. A turkey breast, two kinds of stuffing, candied yams with a layer of sauteed pecans on top, mashed potatoes, pole beans, gravy, pecan pies, and cranberry sauce. I omitted rolls, a third stuffing IN the turkey, and some other crap which I forget. As Christmas feasts go, it sounds kind of wimpy. But I feel as though I were about to calve.

I hope the rest of you are enjoying your holiday meals. If not, invite me to cook next year. Just pay the bills and do all the cleaning up.