Parchment is for Losers and Child Molesters

Just got back from tamale-recipe shopping, and the assheads at the megamarket didn't have tamale wrappers. Can you believe that? But they did have approximately 10^34 types of corn flour.

I don't think my readers understand how Latin Miami is. Let me put it this way. My grocery has an Ethnic Food section, and matzohs are in it, but mojo and naranja agria and malta are not. Here, that's just regular food. So corn flour was not a problem. But our Latins are all Cuban and Colombian and Nicaraguan and Salvadoran, so NO TAMALE WRAPPERS FOR YOU, GRINGO.

Damn, we need us some Meskins.