The Cult is Now Taking Applications

I just got off the phone with Nick Diller of WSBS Radio in...some place in Massachusetts. As mentioned previously, I went on the air to pimp my book. I think things went quite well. I managed to work the brownies in, as well as the doughnuts, the ribs, the stuffed hog, and the beer butt chicken.

Why was he interviewing me today? Because today is EAT WHAT YOU WANT DAY! It amazes me that this is a real holiday. Are there other holidays this well-suited to me? Is there a Don't Recycle Day? A Celebrate Flatulence Day? A Get Drunk at Lunch Day? How about Forget Where You Put Your Car Keys Day?

You can bet I'll be better prepared next year. And probably even fatter.

If you want to celebrate by buying my book, I won't try to stop you.

Click here to check out Eat What You Want and Die Like a Man - The World's Unhealthiest Cookbook.