Thank God I am Here to Point These Things Out

I have a question. Do any of you know women who have good taste in music and collect records?

I am an old fart, and I have never met a woman--not one--who had a record collection. And I would say that about 80% of the people I know who have good taste in music are men. Women are the reason Liberace, Barry Manilow, and Kenny G. are rich. I have never known a woman who owned a good stereo, except for my mother, and she had me pick out the components for her.

A man who likes good music will buy a good system, even if it looks out of place in a living room. A woman will listen to a tinny piece of crap stereo from Target as long as it looks cute. New wives are notorious for destroying stereo systems that took years to build. To make room for important things like huge vases with peacock feathers and a few sea oats sticking out of them.

I think men are to blame for rap and heavy metal, so we are not without sin. But it's weird, how little women care about good music.

Oddly, women mail tons of used panties to male musicians every year. Kenny G. could probably paper his walls with them.

Speak up if you think I'm wrong.