Stuff I Clearly Need

I'm sitting here with a pretty fair buzz on from a single beer, and I have decided to list the crap I would like to have in my garage, once all the Ebaying is done. I have some of this junk already.

1. Powered breadboard
2. Assorted electronic components
3. Bench power supply
4. Oscilloscope
5. Frequency counter
6. Solder station
7. Solder sucker
8. Autoranging multimeter
9. Magnifying gooseneck lamp
10. Signal generator - not sure why
11. Vise
12. Table saw
13. Drill press and/or mini-mill
14. Router w/table
15. MIG welder
16. Compressor w/impact tools
17. Big-ass unit air conditioner
18. Cheap stereo
19. PC
20. Piles of hand tools in cabinet
21. Circular saw
22. Foredom tool
23. Grinder
24. Propane torch
25. Chainsaw
26. Big macho drill, possibly cordless
27. Angle grinder, 7"
28. Rod building jig
29. Hookers
30. Band saw
31. 50-caliber machine gun

What did I forget?