If You Must Brush, Brush Responsibly
Time-Saver
Ever brush your teeth and then realize you want to drink a whole lot of beer right away? But you know it will taste awful because the toothpaste flavor won't go away? Sucks, right?
I know a way out of your hell.
After you brush, rinse your mouth out with vinegar. It pretty much kills the toothpaste, and you can be well on your way to a buzz five minutes later.
Uncle Steve is always looking out for you.






