And Then Have Fried Chicken

Have you read the news? Tiger Woods said he played "like a spaz." I say we hang the son of a bitch.

I know it will be a big loss to the bone-crunching, thrill-a-minute sport known as professional golf, but we have to think of the permanent damage his remark has done to the delicate psyches of spazzes everywhere.

Is there anything we're NOT overly sensitive about yet? I hope we've covered everything. We can still make fun of fat chicks, right?

Liberalism is like a jockstrap that gets tighter with the passage of time. When is this bullshit going to end?

SPAZ! SPAZ! SPAZOID! SPAZTACULAR!

Come get me, PC assholes. I'll be right here with a beer in one hand and a Desert Eagle in the other.