Insanity is the Mother of Invention

I've decided to try and live one of my most tempting dreams. I am planning to blow ten bucks and create a bird organ.

I'm going to get a cheesy little electronic keyboard and attach cords to the keys. Then I'll route them into Marv's cage and see if he's smart enough to pull on them. If possible, I'll set it up with another set of strings going to Maynard's cage.

You may be witnessing history.

Or the latest stage in a strange man's prolonged mental disintegration.