She Could Catch It

Reader Mike A., apparently a close follower of my Nigerian exploits, sent an interesting email today. Remember Sithole Baloy, AKA "Baldy Shithole"? He's a spammer I tortured. Well, it turns out his sister is smoking hot and a contestant in the Miss Universe Pageant.

Now I wish I'd been nicer to him. You guys know what I mean. You've all been nice to total losers just because they had hot sisters.

My sister was popular in high school, but no one ever had to be nice to me to get what they wanted from her. As I understand it, all they had to do was have a pulse and hold still.