Bird Resort Receives New Inmates

I took Marv and Maynard to the bird motel. Maynard was reasonably dignified. But as the all-female staff milled around the counter where Marv's travel kennel was sitting, Marv decided to speak. And what did he choose, out of the hundreds of phrases he knows?

"There you go, turd." "There you go, turd." "There you go, turd." "There you go, turd."