Midnight, Saturday

I have changed the names to protect the innocent as well as myself.

FlaStudMuffin: i just watched the weddign crashers with marv and maynard. what a hoot

D_DeVito: I couldn't get through that...and I heard it a great movie.

D_DeVito: Might have been my ADD

FlaStudMuffin: it is conceivable that it's funnier to men

D_DeVito: i generally have a manish sense of humor...

FlaStudMuffin: vince vaughan is the balls

FlaStudMuffin: i saw like 3 minutes of "swingers" today i still have to rent that. that's him, isn't it?

D_DeVito: yes!

D_DeVito: Swingers is hilarious

D_DeVito: Have you seen the 40 year old virgin? That's worth renting too.

FlaStudMuffin: nope

D_DeVito: if you get HBO, they seem to be playing it this summer

D_DeVito: I still haven't watched the DeVito show I taped.

FlaStudMuffin: i forgot all about that

FlaStudMuffin: i still feel he should be fed to an alligator

FlaStudMuffin: on balance

D_DeVito: he's bite sized

FlaStudMuffin: right. right. you understand

D_DeVito: I still can not get over __ admitting I was right about ______

FlaStudMuffin: some people just look at me like i'm crazy when i say that

FlaStudMuffin: that guy is the devil

D_DeVito: that DeVito is bite sized?

FlaStudMuffin: yes and should be fed to an alligator

FlaStudMuffin: asap

D_DeVito: but what if this show is good

D_DeVito: then you lose a decent TV program

FlaStudMuffin: it would be necessary to prioritize

D_DeVito: indeed

FlaStudMuffin: i cannot believe people get paid to hold alligators down and shove swabs up their asses. that just blows my mind.

D_DeVito: Well, I'm looking for a new career....and that is one I hadn't previously considered

FlaStudMuffin: by state law i can't even throw vienna sausages at them. but these schmucks get paid to ram sponges up their rear ends

FlaStudMuffin: is that justice, i ask you?

D_DeVito: life is never fair

FlaStudMuffin: tell me something i don't know

FlaStudMuffin: think youll sleep tonight?

D_DeVito: doubtful

FlaStudMuffin: i think i should quote some of this IM to benefit my readers

D_DeVito: about Danny DeVito and alligator ass sponges?

D_DeVito: Many people would feel enlightened

FlaStudMuffin: i'll change your name to "danny de vito" so people won't know your IM handle

D_DeVito: okay!