Maalox...

Sometimes I think I'm cursed.

My editor tells me they are STILL planning to give my book a very stupid title. It is the dumbest title possible, other than "This Book Explodes and Throws Shit all Over You."

Take this poll and tell me which of these two admittedly bad titles is best. These are the only choices, and there is absolutely no chance that your wonderful suggestions, which I really respect and admire, will be used, so there isn't much point in cluttering the comments with your ideas. But you will do it anyway.