I Surprise Myself

Speaking of podcasts, I just listened to the one before last, and I can't believe I said I was going to put out poisoned baits for midgets. Or that I used a home tire repair kit to prevent a midget's anus from leaking helium.

I'm not apologizing. I'm just saying I can't believe it.

I also can't believe I said Christopher Walken and I left two dead midgets in a koi pond.