Pirate Food in Works

I'm working on the pirate book. I decided it would be a good idea to make some hardtack and test its properties. So I made the dough and put it in the oven, and later on, I'm going to see if it will hold drywall screws.

I wasn't able to find enough weevils and maggots to make it authentic, but I think the recipe is close enough for jazz. I guess I could drop it on the floor and scrape around behind the refrigerator before I try it.

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