Proposal Done

This is the greatest day of my life. I finished the pirate book proposal and fired it off to my agent.

Maybe not THE happiest day. Definitely the happiest this week. Although I got drunk and had barbecue on Sunday, so maybe it's the second-happiest. But it's a pretty great day.

Now I'll have to be the bane of Chris Muir's existence, bugging him for illustrations. How do you draw a nude snorkeling pirate attempting to have carnal knowledge of a manatee?

His problem, not mine.