No One to Share Fries With

I just dumped Marv and Maynard at the bird resort for the third time in about a month. The bird girl at the counter now recognizes me when I come in.

Boy, were the birds put out. They must think I'm furious at them. Maynard poked his beak out through a hole in his bird carrier and bit a hole in my pants.

I'm pressed for time so I hit Wendy's on the way home. I was going to give the boys some fries, but then I realized their cages were empty.

They had a cockatoo in there that was screaming bloody murder. I couldn't stand it, so I went over and asked it what its problem was. It stopped screaming and started burbling at me. But every time I turned my head to see if Maynard's cage was ready yet, it screamed until I looked toward it again.

Birds.

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