Are They Delivering Mail Today?

The magical extract of the sacred bean is doing its work and I almost feel like I can write. But first let me say I'm aware that it's Talk Like a Pirate Day.

Whoo hoo.

Okay, the celebration is over. Back to work.

Seriously, this is the dumbest holiday ever. I say that even though I hope to make money off of it.

Here's some useful information. Have you seen the annoying talking banner ads yet? They feature weird-looking chipmunk-cheeked female cartoon characters. They used to just follow your cursor around the page with their eyes. Now they talk. This morning I saw a working sample with a form for people to type words into.

I used to torment the cartoons by leaving the cursor in their eyes, right on top of the pupil. Now I can make them say filthy things. This morning I made the cartoon use the F word in a sentence. I wish I could capture the video, because it's hilarious. God help the bastards who invented the ad, if I get ahold of their code.

That's all. I feel better.