Heaven Opens its Gates

Reader Steve just emailed me the following mindblowing message:

Hi Steve

You probably already saw this or someone else emailed

this news report to you. Here is the link to the story

http://www.usatoday.com/money/industries/food/2006-09-20-mcdonalds-breakfast_x.htm?csp=26

I wrote back:

HOLY CRAP! PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISN'T A SICK TWISTED JOKE!

This is the happiest day of my life. Now I can combine two things I love, at long last. McDonald's breakfasts...and sleeping until noon.

What WAS that Nazi 10:30 bullshit, anyway? Spit it out, Ronald! Did Morgan Spurlock put you up to it? Where did you people get the demented idea that the kind of person who eats Sausage McBiscuits With Cheese gets up by 10:30?

I guess now I have to buy life insurance. Can a bird be an insurance beneficiary?

Apparently they already changed the sign at the McDonald's I go to.

Okay, let's savor the moment. And then start lobbying for the next step: delivery.

I have to close. The keyboard is slippery with tears.

And also bacon grease.