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The other day, a commenter made a cryptic remark which appeared to insinuate that I was jealous of Pamela at Atlas Shrugs. I thought that was pretty funny, and day before yesterday, it occurred to me that it would be fun to exacerbate the situation and increase the bad feeling and resentment.

The only people who really care about what Pamela does are other female bloggers. The primary reason they have it in for her is that they believe she gets traffic the wrong way. They always say that they, too, could amass readers by waving their knobs at the public. They don't do it, because they have the crazy idea that a blogger should be known for things like brains and talent instead of fabulous jugs. More than one blogger has said that she has the tools to bury Pamela, if only she were willing to sink low enough.

I contacted a couple of female bloggers and told them I'd be willing to post the proof.

Ladies, gentlemen, and regular readers of this blog, I give you...the Blogger Jugathon.

Ahhhh.

I'm back.

These are all female bloggers, and these photos serve to reveal the devastating boobie potential that could be unleashed if they ever got mad enough at Pamela.

I can't tell you who these people are, except for Darleen (third--or fifth and sixth, if you look at it that way--from the top), who is so proud of her colossal yet perky equipment she insisted on being identified by name. For the most part, they refused to tell even me who they are. Which is sad and wrong, because in this serious, clinical context I'm almost like a doctor.

I can tell you that the boobies were rounded up by Sadie and another blogger. I can't remember whether the other blogger wanted me to give you her name, but I can tell you that it wouldn't come as a big shock.

Anyway, I'm so committed to this project, I am totally willing to post any and all blogger boobies that come my way. Or just keep them for my own enjoyment, which I plan to do with all entries, regardless.

Now you've see the danger. This is what the Blogosphere could deteriorate into, if lady bloggers all gave in to their baser instincts. Is that really something we want to see happen?

Okay, obviously, it IS. But you get the point.

More boobs as they arrive.

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Phin is upset that his boobs were rejected.

More, More, More

Sondra K. would like you to know that she assisted in the procurement of tits for this blog entry.

Ay Caramba

Looks like these aren't the only non-PJ boobie bloggers.