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I should be in jail.

I had to brew today, and I forgot to eat breakfast and lunch, and I had to figure out what to fix for dinner. Something easy. But what?

Stupidly, I decided on Champagne chicken. With a side of fettuccine in cream sauce.

I just had a couple of servings. My GOD this stuff is good. I got up from the meal, and without thinking, I said, "I should be in jail." For knowing how to make it.

And as luck would have it, Gerard Depardieu's Cyrano de Bergerac was on. Just about my favorite play in the whole universe.

Honest to God, I think food can be so good it makes you high.

I want Champagne chicken for my last meal. When they execute me for crimes against decency and midgets.