Wax Off

I got tired of waiting for Keita Duoala to get back to me, given his history of letting his email go for a year at a time. So I am prodding him.

The bit about David Hasselhoff having his genitals bitten by Pat Morita is a Good Morning Nigeria exclusive.

He can't prove it didn't happen. Morita is dead.

I almost feel like Bob Woodward.