Fire the Tactical Renuzit Missile

I just used Airgas for the first time. I took them my argon cylinder and one of my CO2 tanks. They're way easier to get to than Bell Carbonic, the place I usually go to, but it seems like they charge more. Sixteen bucks for one small CO2 tank. I wish I had a Bell Carbonic receipt. I have this idea that they charged more like eight dollars.

They have lots of welding crap at Airgas, including welding machines. And MIG pliers. I feel like I can't live without those. They had to hold my argon tank until Monday, so I guess I'll get the pliers then.

It's a good thing terrorists haven't thought about the possibilities of compressed gas. Imagine if Al Qaeda started bottling falafel farts and releasing them at public gatherings. Like football games. The worst part would be that everyone would blame each other. I can hear the arguments now. "He who smelt it dealt it, Pam." "The guilty dog barks first, Troy."

They should open a tank under the coffee table during The View. But I guess everyone would immediately assume it was Rosie.

I haven't had pizza yet today. I better fix that.