Hit the Bricks, Kirsten

I know I'm a slut, but I have already decided to kick the luscious Kirsten Powers to the curb in favor of another Fox dessert personality. I am referring to Courtney something or other, whom I saw this morning on Fox & Friends.

My GOD, what a woman. I would go so far as to nominate her for admission to my Multiracial Pantheon of Lust, along with Aisha Tyler, Lauren Green, and Loung Ung. And she might get in. I've had sex with all the judges.

Let me see if I can steal a photo of her. I'll Google "'Fox News' hot Courtney." Wow, that was hard. She popped up at number two.

And that's a BAD picture.

You can see from the pose that she's an excellent journalist. A hard-hitting pro, not afraid to ask the tough questions. Like, "Is this the way to the waxing salon?" and, "Steve, will you please take me to La Perla?"

Oh, man. Ordinarily I'm not a big fan of blondie chicks, but it actually hurt to turn off the TV.

Look, Kirsten...it wasn't going to work for us. It was just one of those fleeting, knee-buckling, fever-inducing moments of overpowering mutual lust. I know you felt it too.You may be a former Clinton staffer, but that doesn't necessarily make you a lesbian. Anyway, we shared some kicks. Whether you were aware of it or not. But now it's time to move on and wipe the face-prints off the screen where your pretty shoulders used to be.