Will Acting Like Real British Monarch

I want to write something real quick to defend Prince William, who was just photographed holding the breast of a teenage airhead in a club.

I'm sure you've seen the photo, since it has been out like 15 minutes already. Will is clearly blitzed, and he has his arms around two women. The airhead, and that much-less-attractive-Velcroed-on friend airheads always have. And Will's has a handful of airhead 32B.

Some will say he was out of line. But let me point out that when you're an English prince, women EXPECT you to hold their breasts. Will wasn't being rude. He was greeting this girl the only way he knew how.

Hey, can someone tell me how Prince William, who is a prince's son, can also be a prince? Shouldn't he be an Earl or something?