Huge and Satisfying

You will all be glad to know that I am FAIRLY sure I got the ribs chapter right for my new cookbook.

I know how excited you must be.

I finished the turducken recipe and put it in where fried chicken used to be. This means you also lose the potatoes au gratin recipe, as well as the second fried chicken recipe, which was sort of like Popeye's, only better.

Maybe I can find a way to insert some of that stuff back in.

I really want to get this thing finalized. I sent the first version out, but then I decided I had to change two chapters, so here I am.

It's a little distracting, worrying about radio shows. On some days, I'll be appearing twice. But I should be able to work around it. At least it's not a book tour, which would ruin my life for a month. By the time I get back from one of those, Marvin and Maynard will have bonded with the exterminator and the pool guy.

I'm itching to get the caveman book underway, and I would like to put some stuff together in the hope of getting syndicated. I could crank out a 600-word weekly column in no time flat, and it's a fantastic way to pay the bills and attract new readers.

First things first. Cookbook, PR, and caveman book.

I won't complain. I could be sitting around bitching that no one wants my work.