Shun Them

I deny that I am friends with these mean-spirited people:

First, Moxie, who has been cruel to the newest wave of Nigerian con artists: the ones who hang out at dating sites.

Second, Beth, who said something mean about Glenn Reynolds--the Charlie Parker of photography--and signed it "Agent Bedhead."

Third, Sondra K., who thinks bold legislator Dennis Kucinich is a nut for trying to impeach Dick Cheney.

Impeaching a Vice President is like going to a baseball game and spiking the bat boy.

Agent Bedhead will be on my Blogtalkradio show next Wednesday at 10:30 Eastern. My friend Mike was great last night, so I may ask him to do the first half-hour. Really, you don't know what you're missing. He gave a complete recipe for a cheesesteak calzone which may actually be better than mine.

I'm not sure yet what Agent B. and I will be discussing, but our plan is to try to be entertaining by taking the high road and then, if necessary, fall back on boobs.

I swear to you, this show is better than your typical podcast. Okay, yes, I still make little booboos like playing the wrong Hog Whitman song or starting the show with three minutes of dead air, but we really do have a good time.

If you go listen to the archived version of last night's show, you'll hear Hog deny that he used to split hookers with Bo Dietl. If you're gullible enough to believe that, you should probably be dating a Nigerian.

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I just realized the Blogtalkradio is acting weird, at least when I try to use it. To download the entire show, go to my page (link above), find the last show (listed at bottom of page) and click the downward-pointing arrow.