Jab it in Your F___ing Eyeballs

Did you ever have a moment when you absolutely had to have caffeine to keep from going on a shooting rampage? I'm having one of those right now. I have this crappy feeling in the general region of my eyes, and I have a headache behind it, and I'm so irritable, I'm noticeably worse than usual. Which is saying something.

Hurry up, stale coffee. Do your magic before I have to be taken down by a sniper.

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