CNN and Hillary Clinton Thank You

I used to think conservatives were smarter than liberals, but I am slowly losing that feeling, and today it took another blow. A bunch of goddamn idiots who claim to be conservative just gave Florida's convention delegates to John McCain, the dumb, selfish son of a bitch who gutted the first amendment, and who is too frigging stupid to understand that low taxes equal higher tax revenues and a stronger America.

I have to congratulate all you morons. It has been 27 years since Ronald Reagan was elected, and you have learned absolutely nothing.

I hate to cite Ann Coulter, because I think she's a nutcase and possibly a bigot. But she's very, very smart, and you should go see what she has to say about McCain. You'll be hearing it again from the now-fawning liberal media, if he gets the nomination. But you won't hear it UNTIL then.

Again I congratulate myself for easing off on politics and investing less of myself in it. I feel much less bound up in it than I used to. If Hillary beats this assclown and we end up with people like Robert Reich and Laurence Tribe on the Supreme Court, I won't have a meltdown and run screaming down the block, the way I might have a couple of years ago. And if McCain runs, Hillary may very well win.

Congratulations, veterans who voted for this turd. Yeah, yeah. He was a POW. BFD. That has absolutely nothing to do with brains or the ability to lead a country. George McGovern was a decorated bomber pilot who flew missions over Nazi Germany, and he's still a goddamn idiot. I guess you would have voted for him, too.

If this dimwit gets the nomination, I'll vote for him. I'll have to, just like I had to vote for Captain Magic Underpants today. Unlike the mindless sheep who squeal pea-brained slogans like, "I vote for the man, not the party," I realize that federal judges run this country, and eight years of Hillary appointees will put us to the left of Vietnam. Federal judges are about a hundred times as important as Presidents, so in a Presidential election, you NEVER vote for the man. Always the party. Hopefully McCain would do a better job than Hillary. Of course, he has betrayed us before, over and over, so who's to say?

Way to go, "conservative" geniuses. You are going to regret this act of mass self-immolation, and I will be right here to remind you that I said so.