Monster Bestseller Keeps on Punishing the Competition

I keep getting comments about Pulitzer Prize Nominee Jonah Goldberg! Unfortunately for my pals from Kos, I have deleted all but one. And I will continue deleting them. I will delete any comment suggesting that Jonah Goldberg is not a Pulitzer Prize Nominee. Based on the merits of the comment? No, based on the fun. I'm considering changing my policy and referring to him as "THREE TIME PULITZER PRIZE WINNER JONAH GOLDBERG." That will ruin a few Kos Kid diapers.

One sad little nut comments over and over, with the full knowledge that his comments will be deleted. He thinks I see the comments, and that they make me cry. Unfortunately, he does not realize that I only see a few words in the Haloscan approval window. So I have no idea what he has been trying to tell me.

It's a wonderfully asymmetrical situation. He reads absolutely everything I write about Pulitzer Prize Nominee Jonah Goldberg, but I have no idea what he says about me. It's a good system. I like it.

The one thing my new friend can count on is that I will continue using the phrase "Pulitzer Prize Nominee Jonah Goldberg" as long as he keeps coming around and bothering me. So...PULITZER PRIZE NOMINEE JONAH GOLDBERG.

Liberal Fascism is a wonderful book. I still have like 60 pages to go. If you want to get a better grip on the unavoidable connection between leftism and totalitarianism, this is the book for you. Quit messing with nuts like Ann Coulter and lightweights like Malkin. This is a whole lot better. And wonder of wonders, the tone is civil. I don't know if I approve of that.

I'll put up a gratuitous Amazon link to make my new pal happy.

CLICK THIS LINK TO BUY A GREAT BOOK BY PULITZER PRIZE NOMINEE JONAH GOLDBERG.

Dang, that book is a monster. It is CRUSHING the competition. This morning, it's STILL number 23 on Amazon. Hmm...let's check Kos's book. WHOA! It's at 953,008!

Let me tell you how bad 953,008 is. Remember my silly little self-published cookbook, which received zero promotion? I took it off the market in July of last year. The book is not available anywhere, and hasn't been for months. AND MY AMAZON RANK IS BETTER THAN KOS'S. I'm at 836, 517. Suck it, Kos.

Damn...on the one hand, we have the great vegan genius Zuniga, at 953,008. On the other, we have the poor benighted wingnut Goldberg. At 23. What's wrong with this picture?

Answer: absolutely nothing.

I will also delete all comments defending Kos's book. But go ahead and write them anyway. Making you write them is one major goal of this policy.