God Bless Nowlive

Because nobody wants to do Nowlive at 9 a.m. Pacific, I seem to own that time slot by default. At least for the time being. The second a popular host wants it, I'm out of there like Britney Spears's panties out the window of a moving Escalade.

I've been on the featured network twice in a row in that slot, and as far as I know, they'll keep putting me on until something better comes along. So I'm preaching the message of irresponsibility and obesity to a pretty large audience. I'll be doing it again today, so please tune in at this link. Today I plan to expand on my modest plan to put vegetarians in concentration camps.

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I'll discuss pizza a little, too. I'm really floored by the results I got by stealing Mike's ideas. It's a wonderful thing, being able to make God's Own Pizza for about three bucks.

The main pizza discussion will be coming on Sunday. Believe it or not, it's extremely helpful to see someone toss dough, instead of hearing or reading about it. So I'll have a video of Mike doing his thing. It will change your life. No lie. You can do this.

Maybe that's what I should have called the book. "You Can do This." No, I guess not. But I get great satisfaction out of enabling guys like me to make their own first-rate man food.

More later. I have to prepare for the show.