I Bitchslap Chuck Norris With his Own Toupee

TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK OF THIS CRAZY-ASS PLAN!

1. Buy Smith & Wesson SW1911 in .45 ACP, Stainless, right-handed safety, SKU 108282.

2. Check accuracy at range. If not satisfied, screw with barrel & bushing & whatever. Get it to where 3" groups at 50 feet are within reach without too much aggravation.

3. Ship to S&W for a mirror polishing.

4. Ship to Metalife for hard chroming.

5. Add pimp handles.

I'm wondering whether I should replace the blue parts with stainless before having the chroming done.

Also, is Wolf .45 ammo capable of hitting anything? It's nice and cheap. I've used it in other calibers.

If Chuck Norris reads this, I have no idea who hacked my site and added that ridiculous subtitle.