Does Sex Ever go Unpunished?

Reader Richard hipped me to the latest Rachel Marsden scandal. She was doing some guy from Wikipedia, and the relationship soured, and her weird revenge is selling his crappy T-shirt on Ebay and claiming he smells.

Rachel...sweetheart...angel...is there any possibility you might consider becoming a liberal?

The Wikipedia guy, one Jimmy Wales, supposedly broke up with Marsden because he found she was saving all their sex IMs, presumably for the purpose of making his life a living hell if he ever crossed her. And he threatened to have her deported to Canada. I just want to know: is that option still on the table? Because I will take up a collection for a first-class plane ticket, and I'll bet the guys from Red Eye will contribute generously.

I'm not sure what you have to do to be kept out of the United States to begin with. If stalking doesn't get you banned, what is the point of having borders at all? I think that if Republicans want to get liberals on the tight-borders bandwagon, posters of Marsden would be a really good start.

And what is it with women and their total inability to realize fighting is eventually supposed to come to an end? I have a theory that the reason there was no professional women's boxing for so many years is that it was so hard to keep them from killing each other later in the locker room.