Orange Whip?

Mike is in town today. We were planning on an orgy of 1911 shooting, but he's running late. In typical Mike fashion, he has proposed something truly weird. He says we have completely conquered pizza, which is true. There is no longer any point in either of us going out, when we want really good pizza. He says we should therefore tour a few Dade County places that get good marks, purely so we can scoff at them. So I'm putting together a list of places that are highly thought of. I'm eliminating the frou-frou places out of hand. Wood-fired oven? Goat cheese? Screw off. You don't count. Real pizza means stainless steel ovens and cheese from a cow. That other stuff is date food.

So far I've listed 8 places. I think if we try any more joints than that, there will be an ER visit.

Mike wants to take photos and the whole nine yards.

God help us.

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